About

So many people have told me that the stuff that happens to me would make a great reality show.  I'm glad they think its funny.  No, really, I'm glad they do - because otherwise I'd have all these crazy stories stuck in my head for only myself to laugh at!  With people around me who enjoy the craziness of my life, I can laugh with them instead of just laughing at myself.  

More about me:
  • I may or may not have given men the Isle of Palms Police Department phone number in bars.
  • I may or may not have been successful in remembering the IOP PD phone number all the time.
  • I may or may not have started a dance craze called the "Stranger".
  • I may or may not have performed the "Stranger" on a random dude in a bar while shouting "This could be you" to the other random who turned me and my sweet dance moves down.
  • I may or may not have stolen this idea of "may or may not haves" from Jamey Rivenbark.
  • I may or may not have stolen the entire blog idea from Jamie Rivenbark.
  • I may or may not have called my step dad to pick me and 3 friends up from a bar in Charleston - in his police car.
  • I may or may not have been in the back seat of a police car since that night.
  • I may or may not have been "arrested" for underage drinking, twice.
  • I may or may not have kept the first "offense" from my parents.
  • I may or may not have an addiction to music - all kinds of music.
  • I may or may not have every Britney Spears song on my iPod - right next to Brad Paisley and before Dr. Dre.
  • I may or may not laugh when people fall.
  • I may or may not be the person that falls.
  • I may or may not have "found" a guy's gun in a bar by accident.
  • I may or may not have ran from a bar that I "found" a guy's gun in.
  • I may or may not have been in 6+ weddings.
  • I may or may not have every single bridesmaids dress in my closet from said weddings.
  • I may or may not have tried to sell my jewelry from ex-boyfriends online.
  • I may or may not have been successful in selling anything online...except a Taylor Made Golf Bag that was hideous and PINK!
  • I may or may not despise the color pink.
  • I may or may not be running out of things (not) to share.
  • I may or may not be telling the truth.
  • I may or may not kiss fish.