So many people have told me that the stuff that happens to me would make a great reality show. I'm glad they think its funny. No, really, I'm glad they do - because otherwise I'd have all these crazy stories stuck in my head for only myself to laugh at! With people around me who enjoy the craziness of my life, I can laugh with them instead of just laughing at myself.
More about me:
- I may or may not have given men the Isle of Palms Police Department phone number in bars.
- I may or may not have been successful in remembering the IOP PD phone number all the time.
- I may or may not have started a dance craze called the "Stranger".
- I may or may not have performed the "Stranger" on a random dude in a bar while shouting "This could be you" to the other random who turned me and my sweet dance moves down.
- I may or may not have stolen this idea of "may or may not haves" from Jamey Rivenbark.
- I may or may not have stolen the entire blog idea from Jamie Rivenbark.
- I may or may not have called my step dad to pick me and 3 friends up from a bar in Charleston - in his police car.
- I may or may not have been in the back seat of a police car since that night.
- I may or may not have been "arrested" for underage drinking, twice.
- I may or may not have kept the first "offense" from my parents.
- I may or may not have an addiction to music - all kinds of music.
- I may or may not have every Britney Spears song on my iPod - right next to Brad Paisley and before Dr. Dre.
- I may or may not laugh when people fall.
- I may or may not be the person that falls.
- I may or may not have "found" a guy's gun in a bar by accident.
- I may or may not have ran from a bar that I "found" a guy's gun in.
- I may or may not have been in 6+ weddings.
- I may or may not have every single bridesmaids dress in my closet from said weddings.
- I may or may not have tried to sell my jewelry from ex-boyfriends online.
- I may or may not have been successful in selling anything online...except a Taylor Made Golf Bag that was hideous and PINK!
- I may or may not despise the color pink.
- I may or may not be running out of things (not) to share.
- I may or may not be telling the truth.
- I may or may not kiss fish.
