The Bachelor - Week 6

The gang is in Panama City this week and the drama is going to be at an all time high this week according to the previews.  Everyone gets a date this week.

The first date goes to Kacie B. and Ben tells her to pack three things.  Kacie B is the first one to have two one on one dates this season.  Of course the date starts with a helicopter ride to San Blas Island…deserted.  Kacie B. packed a stuffed monkey, a wine bottle opener and a bag of candy.  OMG, this girl is my long lost sister.  Ben packs a machete, a cast net and matches.  He may as well have packed a bed sheet because the man can’t throw a damn cast net!  After they are rescued from the “deserted” island they clean up and go to dinner.  Kacie tells Ben that in high school she had an eating disorder and it helped her grow up faster than normally.  Ben gives Kacie the rose.

Group date card is for Emily, Nikki, Lindzi, Cacie S., Courtney and Jamie.  Meaning Blakeley and Rachel get stuck with the two on one date – where only one girl comes back.

On the group date, Ben takes 6 of the girls out on a ridiculously unsafe looking “boat” down a river into the rainforest.  Luckily they chose a tribe to hang out with that doesn’t like to cut people’s heads off…they just like to be kind of naked.  Slutty McSlutface, Courtney, is going topless with the tribal attire on…seriously, did you expect any less of her?  I didn’t.  Ben is rocking a sweet loin cloth.  OMG, Courtney sucks.  I really dislike this girl…a lot.  

The second half of the date is a little more modern back in the city and thankfully Courtney has clothes on – for now.   However, she does invite Ben back to her hotel room…what a slut.  I hate to keep talking about Courtney but the bitch is everywhere!  Even while Ben is talking to Jamie the skank is in the pool behind them like a super creeper!  Jamie is like the only one who hasn’t gotten a kiss from Kissy McKisserface and Courtney ruins her first chance to do so.  Seriously, someone drown this girl.  Emily apologizes to Courtney about talking bad about her and Courtney “appreciates she acknowledges that she knew she was wrong”.  Seriously, this girl can’t even accept an apology.  Lindzi gets the rose as an affirmation from Ben that he sees something in her and in their relationship going forward.  YAY!

Courtney gets what she deserves and sits up waiting for Ben to come to her room…and he never shows. HAHA!  

Blakeley and Rachel’s two on one date with Ben is to learn to Salsa!  Side note: I’ve always wanted to learn to Salsa.  Blakeley says she’s “a much better dancer than Rachel”…this isn’t the Gentleman’s Club sweetheart.  Blakeley shares her scrapbook with Ben on the date – lame.  And apparently Ben thought it was lame too and gives Rachel the rose.  Blakeley storms off and won’t even talk to Ben…boo hoo…get over it.  You’ve known him for 6 weeks.

Finally we get to find out why Cacie S. has been crying during the previews.  Enter Chris Harrison; and he pulls Cacie S. out of the room.  Chris tells Cacie S. that it was brought to his attention that she was in love with somebody else back in the US – Michael her “ex” boyfriend.  Chris says that Michael told him that they are still in a relationship and were practically living together before she left for the show.  Cacie tells Chris that she doesn’t want to be in love with Michael but she still is.  Chris tells her that they need to go talk to Ben.  WOW…  So when Ben gets the news he’s upset that she didn’t tell him sooner because it took away from other girls’ time there.  So Ben agrees that he thinks she should go home.  Ouch. 

With 7 girls left, the cocktail party begins.  Jamie is ready to be aggressive with Ben and pulls him aside tells him that she thinks about him at night when she goes to bed…then she straddles him and makes out with him.  And THEN she analyzes the kiss…and then tells him how they should kiss…step by step.  Wow, this is just plain awkward.  

At the Rose Ceremony, Kacie B., Lindzi and Rachel already have roses.  Ben gives the three remaining roses to Nikki, Courtney (dammit), and Emily.  Guess Jamie’s strip tease wasn’t working for Ben either.

Side Note: text from my mother “Courtney needs to be pushed off a steep cliff”.  Amen, mommy, AMEN!

With 6 girls remaining they are headed to Belize next week!

Night Y’all!