The Bachelor - The Women Tell All

My FAVORITE night of every season: The Women Tell All episode!  A night when we get to hear all the women bitch about each other!

Apparently ABC can't fill up a full two hour block with women bitching, so they show us what happens at the Bachelor/Bachelorette reunion party in Vegas.  Oh man - what a party!  So many broken hearts, pheromones and booze in one room - they should film that.  Oh, wait...they do...Bachelor Pad!  Yesss!  Almost forgot about that one!

First on the chopping block, Blakeley: apparently she was a bully.  Boo freaking hoo!

Brittany says that the reason she left was because she wasn't attracted to Ben.  Kudos to you ma'am - thanks for being honest, now.

Samantha needs to shut up!  Oh my gosh...someone slap a muzzle on this girl!

Shawntel shows up again...whoopdie doo.  Seriously girl, nobody even remembers you showing up on the show this season...you were there for like 10 minutes.  But in all honesty, the things the girls said about her in their confession sessions were harsh.  Emily makes a good point saying that the girls wouldn't have said mean things about her if they didn't think she was a threat...very true. 

Emily is in the hot seat with Chris, and the majority of the conversation is about Courtney and how terrible of a person she is.  Emily is so well versed in the language of love and heartbreak - she should write a book.  Just sayin...I'd read it.

Nikki is up next...blah blah blah...broke my heart...blah blah blah...let my guard down...blah blah blah...

Now my girl Kacie B. is in the hot seat.  No drama with this girl, as always...just talks about her experience on the show.


Oh man, it's time for Crazy Courtney!  Chris gives the chicken coop time to rant about Courtney before she comes out to give her side.  No new stuff here - same feelings across the board (Casey S. being the exception).  When Courtney comes out she says that she has regrets and that she came into the whole thing not wanting to have any confrontation.  Hmmm...interesting.


After 15 solid minutes of taking jab after jab, Courtney proves that she's not a robot and starts to make herself cry.  Pretty sad that after she apologizes to the girls, they still get her off the stage, in a car and off the property as fast as they can!  Haha!


Finally, we get to see Ben and have the ladies punch him in the face with questions.  Ben says "welcome to my nightmare"...nuff said.  These girls are making Ben answer questions about why they weren't picked and why they were sent home - poor guy!  


Best part of show: out takes.

Now all we have to do is wait until next week and keep our fingers crossed that he picks Lindzy!