Big Brother - Week 5 - Nominations

First off, Kahlia may be the most emotional HOH winner in BB history!  Man, that girl can scream and cry!  Meanwhile, Rachel is still the winner of the Most Obnoxious person in BB history.

The Vets are pissed because Porsche put Jeff and Shelley up against each other in the HOH competition.

Rachel goes to HOH room to cry some more about Brendan leaving.  Then she asks Danielle to leave so she can talk to Kahlia.  She asks Kahlia to save her this week in return for safety next week.  I don't understand how these people try to make deals about keeping others safe - how do you know you're going to win HOH?  Rachel keeps using the "I respect you as a player and person" line to Kahlia - is that supposed to work?  If so, I'm going to start using that as a preface for anything negative I need to tell someone.

Adam gets to take off his Elf Suit and does it in the most uncomfortable strip tease I've ever seen!

Funny alert!  Kahlia is sleeping in the hammock and Shelley sneaks up on her and scares her.

Back to game play: Kahlia wants to put Rachel and Jeff up this week for eviction and tell Jeff he's a pawn.  I don't see this turning out well...

The Have/Have-not competition starts and the HG's must mix 3 ingredients together + milk in a blender.  They must serve it to their opponent and they have 3 guesses to name the ingredients in the cocktail.  If they each get the same amount of ingredients correct, they must chug a glass of the mixture and the winner of the chug-off wins the round.

Jeff vs. Lawon:

Jeff mixes: gorgonzola cheese, eggs, and applesauce

Lawon mixes: corned beef hash, creamed corn and potato chips

They tie and Jeff wins the chug-off.

Shelley vs. Porsche:

Shelley mixes: beets, pickles and jalapenos

Porsche mixes: carrots, yams and onions

Porsche wins.

Jordan vs. Danielle:

Jordan mixes: liverwurst, spray cheese and creamed corn

Danielle mixes: sour kraut, horseradish, and apple sauce

They tie and Danielle wins the chug-off.

Jordan is super upset about losing the competition and making other people suffer as have-nots for the week because of it.  This triggers her to blurt out everything else that's pissing her off in the house.  Mostly about how Lawon and Porsche float by and everyone else puts their heads out there and they just get to slide right on by without creating targets on their backs.

Kahlia talks with Shelley and Shelley tells her she wants a final 3 deal with Kahlia and Danielle.  But in all honesty, Shelley has a true final 3 deal with Jeff and Jordan. Oh the lies...

Jeff and Jordan go to talk to Kahlia to see where her head is at about nominations.  When Kahlia tells them that she wants to put Rachel up and Jeff up as a pawn Jordan gets pissed again! Jeff is pissed too.  Jeff tells Kahlia that she's putting a target on her back by putting him on the block and that she's now his #1 target...especially if he gets evicted and can come back into the game.

At the nomination ceremony, Rachel acts like a total B and tries to push Danielle's buttons by sitting right next to her and annoying her.  Rachel and Jeff are nominated for eviction.

Rachel is officially losing it - she's resorting to being a plain old bitch instead of being sad that her Brendan is gone.  Man, I hope they vote her out!