Week two and we’re already going to the Bachelor’s hometown? Oh dear…
First date goes to Kacie B. (the admin from TN) – and there’s no cheesy way to leave it for her to open in front of the other girls? What’s going on ABC???
Ben scoops Kacie up in a sweet ride and they head off into what seems to be a ghost town – Sonoma, CA. They visit some of the stores and Kacie buys a baton and proceeds to tell Ben that she once was a baton twirler. They get to have their own parade – with no worries of being run over…apparently this town goes to sleep at 5:00pm. I can’t hate on this date too much – it’s probably one of the most “real” dates in Bachelor history.
As much as I would also like to hate on Ben, I have to admit, the guy is pretty much the most “real” bachelor I’ve ever watched. He is genuine – and seems to be just a damn good guy.
The next date card comes: Britney, Rachel, Jennifer, Blakeley, Emily, Dawn, Monica, Samantha, Jamie, Nikki, and Jaclyn. “Come Play with Me”…hmmm. Blakeley isn’t a big fan of the group date…she’s gonna be a problem.
Back to the 1st date: Ben gives Kacie B. the first rose and the first real kiss! Southern Gals, represent! After dinner, Ben takes Kacie to a movie theater and they watch home videos of Kacie and Ben as a kid. Dear Lord, ABC…why you gotta make these fools cry on their first date? Showing videos of Ben and his deceased father!?! This is NOT first date material! A little too intimate for a first date – OR, it could seal the deal and they’re connected forever because they boo-hoo’d together on their first date.
Group date #1: 12 women, one man, one play – written by children. And the kids are planning on auditioning the girls…and basically making them look like idiots. Blakeley is wearing a striped romper, and the “girls” are all over the place. Like I said, this one is going to be a problem.
So the play is at the community play house and some of Ben’s friends are there. And the play is actually funny…for 5th graders as writers.
After the play, the date continues in the evening…and the claws come out. By whom? Blakeley. I told you!
Date card #3 comes to the gals back at the house and it’s for Courtney. She’s annoying. And apparently she’s pissing people off too.
Back to the group date, and the cliché chicken fights, drunk girls in the pool, Ben slobbering all over all the girls, and of course drama. Ugh, all these kisses…its gross. First Jennifer, then Blakeley…who’s next?
Nobody…cause it’s over. Ben ends the date with giving the rose to Blakeley…and giving the rest of the girls a bad taste in their mouths.
One on one date #2 with Courtney, and Ben’s dog – Scotch. Damn Ben, already introducing the chicks to your son? Anywho…they take a hike into the woods for a picnic. Totally off subject, but I wonder if all the wine consumed on this season is from Ben’s vineyard? This date is boring me so much I’ve found myself concentrating more on Words with Friends than the show. This chick is fake, and a really good actress. So she wins the rose. Oh Ben…listen to your instincts – “too good to be true” usually is.
Cocktail time! And Ben is planning on spending some time with the girls he didn’t get to spend time with over the week – smart man! Of course, Blakeley steals Ben away from Samantha – someone who didn’t get a chance to talk to him on the group date. Come on girl…you have a rose! Let the other girls get to know the guy too! If you’re so confident in your connection with him…a few minutes letting him go talk to other girls won’t hurt. She’s a friggin shark!
Jenna is a freakazoid. That's all I have to say about that. Too-da-loo ya weirdo. She's a writer because she's a terrible talker...clearly.
Ok, I just saw the clock on the oven - it's 12:00am. Dear Lord! There's no way I could go on this show! I'd be the chick sleeping in the corner at 11:00!
Blakeley is officially the Bentley of the Bachelor...except with tears and huge boobs. The dumb girl is crying in a corner because none of the girls like her. WELL...if you weren't so rude to them maybe they wouldn't hate you!
And Jenna is upstairs in the bedroom crying. COME ON GIRLS! Get it together! Men don't like when girls cry! EVER. They don't know how to deal with crying women. So, go put on your big girl panties and get a GRIP!
At the Rose Ceremony Ben gives Roses to:
- Jennifer
- Emily
- Elyse
- Jaclyn
- Erika
- Rachel
- Lyndzie
- Nikki
- Casey S.
- Samantha
- Monica
- Jamie
- Britney
The girls are headed to San Francisco!
Til next Monday...
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