Thursday, August 4, 2011

The Bachelorette - Finale

Sorry so late on the blog from Monday's finale...it's been a rough week!
Quite honestly, since InTouch completely spoiled the ending for me, I didn't really enjoy the finale as much as I would have normally.  Thanks again you jerks.

Since I'm late on updating, didn't enjoy the finale, and don't really care that much anymore, you're gettin' highlights:

JP's date with Ashley's family went horribly because Ashley's sister is a total B and judges JP within 15 minutes of meeting him.  How much of a B is she?  Well she told JP that she saw more emotion out of Ashley when she brought Brad home.  OUCH.

Ashley confronts her sister, Chrystie (could you try any harder to spell her name weird?) and the witch tells her that she's not going to tell her what Ashley wants to hear and sugar coat everything.  Hey Chrystie, you don't have to sugar coat things...but a few sprinkles wouldn't hurt!

Ben's date with Ashley's family goes much smoother since Chrystie is NICE to him.

Ashley and Ben get one last one on one date and Ben tells her "I am inlovewithyou"...yes, read it just like that, because that's how he said it.  And lots of kissing happens.

Ashley and JP's final date is more about talking future plans and JP tells Ashley "I'm madly in love with you" and gives her a photo album from their journey.  Corny, yet sweet.

The boys go pick out their rings with Neil Lane...Ben picks out a holy sh*t ring that's a little too much for little Ashley!  JP chooses a cushion cut diamond with diamonds surrounding the HUGE solitaire and all along the band...really pretty ring!

The moment everyone has been waiting for (unless you read InTouch last week)...the final rose ceremony!  

Ben is up first (which means he's going home) and we get a sad monologue about his dad dying and how he lost a family member but will gain one today with Ashley.  Ben apparently has never seen the show before because he says to Ashley "You don't have a ring on!" - umm, dude, that's because you're first up, and she's sending you home.  Ashley starts to tell Ben that she didn't choose him when dummy interrupts her and gets down on one knee.  You probably should have not interrupted her, dude...men, take this as a lesson - don't interrupt us cause you may end up looking like a total dumb ass.  Ben is obviously pissed and pretty much tries to leave without saying goodbye.  Ben cruises by the "proposal site" in a dingy that seems to be taking him out to the middle of the ocean.

JP gives Ashley a great speech, gets down on one knee and of course she says YES!  They run out into the ocean - now, I read (twitter) that her dress cost $16K...call me frugal, but I'd be pissed if I got that wet!  AND, how are you going to top that with a wedding gown?!!?

So that's it...yay.  It's over.  The most boring season of Bachelorette thus far.  Now we all have to wait and see who's the new Bachelor.  I'm guessing it's Ben or William.  I'm sure InTouch will ruin that one for me too.

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