Last stop in Asia - Taiwan. There's no roses on the one on one dates and only one rose on the group date, so everyone can finally relax a little and be themselves.
Constantine gets the first one on one date with Ashley and they take a train to a village. Apparently this village has a lantern festival and they paint their wishes on paper lanterns and then send them off into the night. Ashley and Constantine paint their "love wishes" on a lantern and it looks like a 3 year old did it. At the end of the show, they show an outtake from this date and I literally LOL'ed! They stop walking for a minute and he sets the lantern down on the ground near them. Then a dog comes running by, and yes, you guessed it - pisses on their love lantern! Haha! That can't be a good sign! Ashley thinks Constantine is a good looking guy - and now that I think about it - he looks like a "nice Bentley".
Ben gets the second one on one date and they go on a moped ride through the country side. Ben says that this date is "right out of a fairytale"...WTF Ben? What kind of fairytales are you reading??? Pretty sure Cinderella went to the ball in a carriage, not a Harley Davidson. Not much more to say about this date since I think he's not attractive at all...oh, but I'm pretty sure Ashley is wearing a tutu.
The last group date and JP is so pissed off...apparently Ben didn't come home after his date. Ben shows up and tells them that he didn't spend the night with her, and that he had his own room...B.S.. Any who, Ashley continues to bore us with her terrible choices for group dates and takes the guys to a wedding photography studio. I have to admit, seeing the guys dress up in the costumes was pretty funny! Lucas gets a traditional Taiwanese wedding dress thing, Ames looks like an ostrich and Elton John's love child, and JP gets the traditional tuxedo. Thank goodness, because if he was put in that dress Lucas was wearing he may have thrown a temper tantrum! The photo session was pretty dumb, but that's par for the course. JP tells Ashley that he's upset seeing her go on dates with other guys - dude, haven't you seen the show - that's kind of how it works! So, Ashley gives JP the rose which guarantees him a hometown date.
Finally Ryan gets his one on one date with Ashley. Ashley says she's missing the romantic connection with Ryan and wants to figure out if it can be there. Ok, personally - Ryan freaks me out - he smiles WAY too much. He's like a creepy clown...that isn't funny. Any who, Ashley tells Ryan to teach her something new and this guy basically hangs himself. Tank less water heaters - yea, that's the topic you pick when you're trying to win a girl's heart?!? Thankfully, Ashley realizes this guy is a total D bag and sends him packing. Dude looks like someone just took Christmas from him when she tells him she doesn't feel a romantic connection with him. He can't even do his exit interview because he's too busy running into the bushes and cussing and crying. Thanks for the D bag confirmation, Ryan...too da-loo gay boy! Unless ABC does the worst thing ever and makes you the new Bachelor! OMG I would have to skip that season!
It's Cocktail Time! JK...Ashley cancels the cocktail party and tells Chris Harrison that she knows what she wants to do and is ready to hand out roses. I have to agree with her in all these cocktail party cancellations...if I knew for a fact who I wanted to send home, I wouldn't be able to fake being nice to them during the cocktail party.
Ames, Ben and Constantine (and JP) get roses and Ashley sends Lucas home. WHAT?!!??! You kept jug head Ames and sent hot cowboy Lucas home?!?! Are you stupid!?! I've liked Lucas from the beginning and his attitude in his exit made me love him even more! Thank you Lucas for not crying and being a man - finally, a guy who will Cowboy Up and go home without embarrassing himself.
On another note, I'm moving to Texas to find Lucas...figure I can catch him on the rebound.
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