Thankfully it didn't take me 40 days and nights to have this revelation, nor will I be carrying around huge stone tablets around. As I sit on the top of Mt. Idiot, I bring to you my 10 Commandments of Facebook.
1.) Thou shall not misspell or use the wrong word in status updates, wall posts or profile information. Also see Commandment #10.
2.) Thou shall not air your dirty laundry on your Facebook page. Nobody cares, everyone judges.
3.) Thou shall not use a photo of your child as your profile photo if you're going to have status updates such as "I'm so drunk!" Nor shall you post photos of your children wearing tasteless outfits.
4.) Thou shall not have full conversations via wall posts...that's why God gave us phones.
5.) Thou shall not post messages to your "boo" about how much you love them...especially if you use pet names. P.F.D.A. (public Facebook display of affection) is gross and certainly not cool.
6.) Thou shall not make your status an attention seeking, vague statement. If you're announcing that the world is crumbling down on you and you want anyone to care, please explain...otherwise you get comments like this back:
7.) Thou shall not post status updates that beg you to copy and re-post.
8.) Thou shall not tag people in EVERY SINGLE PHOTO they are in...especially if they are doing something that looks terrible.
9.) Thou shall not request anyone to be a part of their Farm, Mafia, or play Words. If someone wants to grow a farm, join a mafia or spell words they will do it on their own, and without your "suggestion".
10.) Thou shall not be dumb.
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