Facts of Existence: The Bachelorette

Welcome to "The Bentley Show"!

Bentley gets a free trip to China to tell Ashley that he wants their relationship to no longer be a dot dot dot and to end with a period. Finally Ashley sees that loser we have all been seeing since day one!

Now that he's out - we move on...and we hope Ashley does as well!

Lucas gets the first one on one date. Lucas calls Ashley "sweetheart" and asks if he can kiss her. Again, if she doesn't pick him I'm going to Texas to find this gem!

The group date takes the guys to the coast where they have to go recruit teams to dragon boat race. Nobody speaks English and they resort to charades and sound effects to get people to come help them row their boats. Constantine and Ben decide that sense they can't recruit, they should at least look cool (like total idiots) when they race and buy silk dragon robes. These guys may not have won, but they at least kept it fun by singing "row row row your boat" and chanting "Ba Chi"...which they thought meant "eat it" but it really means "idiot". You said it guys! Mickey and Ames win the race. Ames may have proved to be a winner on the water but was a total loser at the 2nd half of the date. He steals Ashley away to take her to the 46th floor of the building they were in to show her the view. This was the most awkward 42 floors of elevator travel history. Ames keeps kissing her and it's beyond gross...he's obviously drunk because no sober man would continue to shove his tongue down a girls throat for 42 floors. Ryan gets the rose on the group date - everyone hates him even more now.

JP gets the 2nd one on one date and also gets the benefit of being the only guy (so far) that Ashley tells about Bentley's visit. He takes it well and tells her he's happy she's over him. By the way, the Bentley count is up to 26 right now.

Cocktail Time! Ashley tells the rest of the guys about Bentley's visit to Hong Kong and there's mixed emotions from the guys. Lucas is pissed, but Mickey takes the cake when he tells Ashley to send him home if he's just her "plan b if things didn't work with Bentley." Toot-a-loo Mickey - time for you to leave...and Ashley isn't even shedding a tear as Mickey decides to leave on his own. By the way, Mickey looks like Tom Hanks...