I really hate...

those stupid family stick figure window decals people put on the back of their minivans.  Nobody cares if you have a cat, dog, bird, 8 kids and your husband likes baseball.  That's just more information for a child predator to have when he follows you home in his van with no windows.

people who line up to get on or off a plane before they call your zone.  People, nobody is going to take your seat.  Also, standing up to deplane before the people in front of you leave is dumb - and you hit (smart) people in the face with your bags.

people who aren't courteous of those who live a floor beneath them and walk around like cavemen.  Seriously, there's no need for that.

when people say they are going to do something and don't.

parents of children who throw temper tantrums in stores and they just let them keep going.  I get the fact that you are able to drown them out by now, but the rest of us are not used to your child kicking and screaming on the floor of Target while you try and find the best Father's Day card.  Maybe the card to the child's father should read: "I would have gotten you a better father's day card, but your brat of a child was pitching a fit in the store over wanting cheese doodles.  Happy Father's Day!".

cashiers who clearly don't care if they smash your food while scanning.  Next time I smash your face.

dealing with the government.  Last week I tried to go get my passport for a vacation that isn't even planned yet.  Regardless, my birth certificate didn't have both parent's names on it, so they wouldn't accept it.  Turns out, the requirement for the "long form birth certificate" just changed a few weeks ago.  I give you my birth certificate, social security card, and drivers license all proving that I am an American citizen - but you won't let me leave the country?  But Jose can climb over a damn fence and start weed eating for a golf course tax free?  J.C. America, I just want to go on vacation! 

stupid people.

cling wrap.  The stuff never does what I want it to and every time I end up just using tin foil because I get so mad at it!  This is the only thing that crap is good for - and yes, I've done this to someone's car before.

lottery ticket purchases at convenient stores.  While it may be convenient for you, it's really not for me - I just want to pay for my Slurpee and get the hell out of there!  Either make separate lines or separate lottery ticket sale locations.

people who go thru the drive thru with a Suburban full of children.  I don't eat fast food, but the very few times I have I always get stuck behind the soccer mom with 19 kids in the back of her car all shouting out "no I want Coke not Sprite!" and "I want the good toy, not the one I got yesterday".  Lady, please escort your team inside.  Only people with 19 kids go inside McDonalds, you'll fit in...everyone else gets to go thru the drive thru for FAST food.

people who get too drunk in public.  I get it, everyone wants to have a good time - but if you're puking at a table in a bar you clearly have passed the "good time" part and escalated into the "novice drinker" part.  I have no sympathy for you, and apparently neither do your friends who walk away from you as if you are a stranger.

bartenders who think you owe them a tip for every beer/drink you purchase.  I'm a good tipper...always 20% - if not more.  One night I waited for a beer for nearly 10 minutes.  Once I finally got my beer the bartender had the nerve to tell me "You know what gets our attention and gets you drinks faster is better tips".  REALLY!?!  Your beers were $2.75...I gave you $5.00 and put $1.25 of my change in your tip jar.  That's a 45% tip!  Needless to say, she got nothing else from me the rest of the night.

line cutters.  Its rude - especially if you're an adult.  If you do this, I will immediately judge you and think that you are A.) a damn yankee or B.) a classless person with no concern for others.  There's no in-between here guys. 

 people who ruin it for everyone else.  Example: because there are stupid people in my apartment complex who get in the pool with their clothes on, they're cracking down on anything and everything that can also change the PH of the water.  This includes having your cold beer next to the edge of the pool.  It's a pool...wear a friggin bathing suit.  If you think you're too fat to wear one, you probably shouldn't be at the pool anyway.  You're ruining it for everyone Fatty Patty.

people who drive around the parking lot of the gym looking for a close space.  REALLY?!?  You're going to work out...a little walk into the gym won't kill you.

vanity plates that only make sense to the driver. Unless it's funny...

not being able to make a left turn in Charlotte.  U turns suck, and most people can't even manage to get their car to turn in a radius less than 3 lanes of traffic.  The city of Nascar and nothing but left turns - but we can't turn left?

commercials - unless it's Super Bowl Sunday.

restaurants that give you one more roll/biscuit/bread than the number in your party.  If you have 2 people, you get 3 rolls.  Are they assuming that one of every two people are fatties and will eat more than the rest? 

This is an on-going list as things continue to get on my nerves...stay tuned.