The Bachelorette - Week 4

Once again, we're off to Chang Mai -  "the perfect place to fall in love"...seriously, you can't say that about EVERY SINGLE place you go dummy!

Ben F., the winemaker from CA, gets the first one on one date.  After starting at each other like they're going to eat each other's face off in front of a sacred temple that forbids kissing they head off to dinner.  Finally they get to kiss - but it's nothing like her kiss with J.P.

Oh the group date...once again Ashley plans a disaster.  This one may top the stupidity of the roast!  The guys train with Thailand's premier kickboxing instructors.  Ames is a giant vagina and is terrified he's going to get a black eye or broken nose.  Then the DB gets stuck with the pink uniform...he says he was being polite and letting others pick before him...I think he wanted to wear pink.  After training the guys get to actually spar with each other in the middle of the city.  Blake, JP, Ryan and Constantine win their matches - proving they are not wussies.  Poor Ames, who was worried about a black eye, gets a mild concussion and becomes total entertainment at the dinner later.  All the guys are beat up - bruises, cuts, scrapes - bad stuff.  And next week on the Bachelorette the guys slather themselves in blood and  go swimming with the sharks to prove their love for Ashley!  Blake gets the rose on the group date, but I would have given it to Lucas.  Come on, he's a cowboy from Texas who works in the oil industry AND plays golf.  If she sends him home, I'm going to find him!

The dreaded two on one date sends Ben C. and William up sh*t creek without a paddle.  No, seriously, they paddle with sticks on a really crappy looking raft in water that looks like poop to their picnic.  William tells Ashley that Ben C. tells the guys that he can't wait to get out of the house and back into the "real world" so he can use his TV appearance to push his way to the top in online dating.  Damn, this guy is desperate, right!?  Ashley tells Ben C. that she has to send him home and he says "ok".  Apparently, it was true.  Later on, William proves to still be a "30 year old boy" and Ashley sends him home as well.  What a heartbreaker, that Ashley!

At the cocktail party, Ashley tells Chris Harrison that she's still stuck on Bentley (by the way the Bentley count is up to 13 at this point).  Chris says he's going to do what he can to help her get closure from Bentley.   Come on Chris!  Just tell her he's a DB and get on with the show!

Either way, Ashley sends Nick home.  Whoop die doo. 

Total Bentley count: 15

Oh, and PS, Thanks ABC for leading us to believe that Bentley was coming back THIS week and not next week.  I was pumped, and then pissed when it was 9:48pm and she was just starting to give out roses. 

Next week they're off to Hong Kong and apparently Bentley is REALLY coming back - and pissing everyone off in doing so!